Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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