and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize