ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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