i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
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