I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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