i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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