ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You took a bar mat shot.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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