i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
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we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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