butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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