think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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