Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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