i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
he was CRYING into my vagina
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CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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