i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.