Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.