I want to make a zoo with you.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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