if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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