That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize