id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Someone shattered a urinal.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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