you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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