Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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