she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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