i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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