So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
True college students do jello shots in the library
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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