um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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