Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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