There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You are the jesus of drinking
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