I am puke
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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