And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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