it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Last time i carry you out of a forest
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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