But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
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i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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