Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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