How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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