She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
how do you play pong handcuffed?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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