Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Operation Purity has been aborted
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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