Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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