gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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