ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
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they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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