If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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