debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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