People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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