glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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