My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Randomize
