going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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