She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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