I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website