Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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