Whod you bang
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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