covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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