Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
He told me they were just razor bumps!
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she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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