i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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