everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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