last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I pour the whiskey from now on
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so