singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
tell me about the fingering
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