finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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