My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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