god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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